Hey...
..that'd actually be pretty useful. When the enemy swings their lightsaber at you, you catch their blade in the fork, then yank it sharply to the side, disarming them. Then you slice them in half. By stabbing them.
Here, let me repeat that:
You SLICE THEM IN HALF by STABBING them.
Why would you *not* want one?
Been a while since I came here. Mostly because the comics prepared before the author went on missionary work ran out, and there was no way to continue.
That said, welcome back, and I'm glad that your comics are still as funny as they were when I was introduced to them by Madolin.